2025 checklist 1 1. Being kind and humble while not tolerating disrespect 2. Trying each time we fail or succeed 3. More grass fed beef 4. More Avocados 5. More eggs 6. More early morning prayers 7. Early morning or evening in the Gym 8. More Kefir 9. More books 10. No seed oils 11. No sugar 12. No wheat 13. No alcohol 14. More cruciferous vegetables 15. More intermittent fasting 16. More sauerkraut 17. No TV 18. Proper hydration with a pinch of pink Himalayan salt 19. More walking with a target of 10000 steps daily. 20. No BJs . No CJs. Your mouth is not a sexual organ. Mahali gynaecologist anatumia mask , gloves Na speculum wewe unataka kutumia mdomo na ulimi yako kama litmus paper 21. No processed food 22. No small goals 23. Block ijiots 24. More peace. More happiness 25. More friends with benefits 2025 Checklist 2 1. Quit all dowry/ rûracio WhatsApp groups. Respect your wife by working fo...
By Serah Kahiu
I actually feel sorry for anyone who picks up a fight with a Kiambu woman. Wee unatoka na huko na wazimu yako unakuja kuchokoza. The first time she will forgive you. But you repeat again and again, she will eventually snap. She will cry a little. Then her stakeholders who cannot stand to see her cry will deal with you kakamoniasry. Yaani hata wewe utajishangaa vile utatendwa.
You may think she is tiny and helpless and harmless coz she's God fearing member of jumuiya/guild/mothersUnion. But she is never alone. In fact for every small, quiet Kiambu woman, is an army of Loyal brothers (biological and adopted) who will do ANYTHING for her. Anything. I have seen very bad things happen to those who chokoza these ladies repeatedly and unnecessarily. I have been told that bad things have been done on my behalf gasps by my fanatical brotherly defenders, some of whom I've never even met.
So I try my best to walk away from these wachokozi coz I know a drop of my tear can lead to Uhm... very bad things happening to clueless forkojembes. In other words, there are people who bask in the happiness of such woman and almost worship it. So when that happiness departs, they will do anything to bring it back. They will remove that which took away this happiness.
We Kiambu women work hardest, Pray harder and Play hard with that money we made. Just let us do it in peace.
Ndamûthaitha priss, tiganai nao. Nî mwaki wa guotera haraya
#PEACEnLOVE
I actually feel sorry for anyone who picks up a fight with a Kiambu woman. Wee unatoka na huko na wazimu yako unakuja kuchokoza. The first time she will forgive you. But you repeat again and again, she will eventually snap. She will cry a little. Then her stakeholders who cannot stand to see her cry will deal with you kakamoniasry. Yaani hata wewe utajishangaa vile utatendwa.
You may think she is tiny and helpless and harmless coz she's God fearing member of jumuiya/guild/mothersUnion. But she is never alone. In fact for every small, quiet Kiambu woman, is an army of Loyal brothers (biological and adopted) who will do ANYTHING for her. Anything. I have seen very bad things happen to those who chokoza these ladies repeatedly and unnecessarily. I have been told that bad things have been done on my behalf gasps by my fanatical brotherly defenders, some of whom I've never even met.
So I try my best to walk away from these wachokozi coz I know a drop of my tear can lead to Uhm... very bad things happening to clueless forkojembes. In other words, there are people who bask in the happiness of such woman and almost worship it. So when that happiness departs, they will do anything to bring it back. They will remove that which took away this happiness.
We Kiambu women work hardest, Pray harder and Play hard with that money we made. Just let us do it in peace.
Ndamûthaitha priss, tiganai nao. Nî mwaki wa guotera haraya
#PEACEnLOVE
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