2025 checklist 1 1. Being kind and humble while not tolerating disrespect 2. Trying each time we fail or succeed 3. More grass fed beef 4. More Avocados 5. More eggs 6. More early morning prayers 7. Early morning or evening in the Gym 8. More Kefir 9. More books 10. No seed oils 11. No sugar 12. No wheat 13. No alcohol 14. More cruciferous vegetables 15. More intermittent fasting 16. More sauerkraut 17. No TV 18. Proper hydration with a pinch of pink Himalayan salt 19. More walking with a target of 10000 steps daily. 20. No BJs . No CJs. Your mouth is not a sexual organ. Mahali gynaecologist anatumia mask , gloves Na speculum wewe unataka kutumia mdomo na ulimi yako kama litmus paper 21. No processed food 22. No small goals 23. Block ijiots 24. More peace. More happiness 25. More friends with benefits 2025 Checklist 2 1. Quit all dowry/ rûracio WhatsApp groups. Respect your wife by working fo...
1.Virginity is the best wedding gift anyman would receive from his newly wedded wife, but lately, there's nothing like that any-longer
because it'll have already been given out as a birthday gift, token of appreciation, job assurance, church collection, examination marking schemes &
for a taxi fare!"
2.Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.
3.We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private”
4.Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than having it spent on your mum----then you realise witchcraft is real.
5.If you are a married man, and you
find yourself attracted to school
girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.”
6.If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I can marry him first.
7.South Africans will kick down a statue
of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one.
Yet they can stone to death a
black man simply because he’s a foreigner.
8.Mr Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin.
I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists.
9 .Cigarette Is a pinch of tobacco rolled
in a piece of paper with fire on one
end and a fool on the other end.
because it'll have already been given out as a birthday gift, token of appreciation, job assurance, church collection, examination marking schemes &
for a taxi fare!"
2.Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.
3.We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private”
4.Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than having it spent on your mum----then you realise witchcraft is real.
5.If you are a married man, and you
find yourself attracted to school
girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.”
6.If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I can marry him first.
7.South Africans will kick down a statue
of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one.
Yet they can stone to death a
black man simply because he’s a foreigner.
8.Mr Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin.
I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists.
9 .Cigarette Is a pinch of tobacco rolled
in a piece of paper with fire on one
end and a fool on the other end.
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