1.Virginity is the best wedding gift anyman would receive from his newly wedded wife, but lately, there's nothing like that any-longer
because it'll have already been given out as a birthday gift, token of appreciation, job assurance, church collection, examination marking schemes &
for a taxi fare!"
2.Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.
3.We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private”
4.Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than having it spent on your mum----then you realise witchcraft is real.
5.If you are a married man, and you
find yourself attracted to school
girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.”
6.If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I can marry him first.
7.South Africans will kick down a statue
of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one.
Yet they can stone to death a
black man simply because he’s a foreigner.
8.Mr Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin.
I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists.
9 .Cigarette Is a pinch of tobacco rolled
in a piece of paper with fire on one
end and a fool on the other end.
because it'll have already been given out as a birthday gift, token of appreciation, job assurance, church collection, examination marking schemes &
for a taxi fare!"
2.Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.
3.We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private”
4.Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than having it spent on your mum----then you realise witchcraft is real.
5.If you are a married man, and you
find yourself attracted to school
girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.”
6.If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I can marry him first.
7.South Africans will kick down a statue
of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one.
Yet they can stone to death a
black man simply because he’s a foreigner.
8.Mr Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin.
I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists.
9 .Cigarette Is a pinch of tobacco rolled
in a piece of paper with fire on one
end and a fool on the other end.
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