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Fools learn from their own exprience

Lisyanga and his wife lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbours houses had been robbed, Lisyanga and his wife decided to get a guard dog. The next day his wife went to a pet store and said; I need a good guard dog. The clerk replied; Sorry, they are all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.Lisyanga's wife did not believe him so he said to the dog; Karate that chair. The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces. Then he said to the dog; Karate that table. The dog went up to the table and broke it into half. She bought the dog and took it home to her husband Lisyanga who was expecting a big guard dog. She then told him that the dog knew karate, Lisyanga said; Karate my ass. Lisyanga is in hospital now!!!

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