Lisyanga and his wife lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbours houses had been robbed, Lisyanga and his wife decided to get a guard dog. The next day his wife went to a pet store and said; I need a good guard dog. The clerk replied; Sorry, they are all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.Lisyanga's wife did not believe him so he said to the dog; Karate that chair. The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces. Then he said to the dog; Karate that table. The dog went up to the table and broke it into half. She bought the dog and took it home to her husband Lisyanga who was expecting a big guard dog. She then told him that the dog knew karate, Lisyanga said; Karate my ass. Lisyanga is in hospital now!!!
By Dr.Paul Bundi Karau I arrived at Kanyakine High School on 18th February 1999 a small village boy. I had never been to a boarding school, and certainly this is the furthest from home I had ever gone. The boys who were assigned to escort me to Mungania dorm looked at my stunted height and loudly wondered how I would survive in Beast's school. "Who is Beast?" I asked in bewilderment. "You will know." Musyoki answered curtly. It didn't take me long to know who Beast was. The following day, as the 10 o'clock tea was being served, I heard a commotion, with boys leaving their tea and running helter-skelter towards the classrooms. I was a fresh mono, so I didn't know what was happening. I ran along the pavement, and came upon a mighty man, who appeared to be adjusting his trousers. He yanked his belt and thrust one whip towards me. I had encountered Beast himself. He was tall, imposing, burly and endowed with a thunderous voice that could re...
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