Lisyanga and his wife lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbours houses had been robbed, Lisyanga and his wife decided to get a guard dog. The next day his wife went to a pet store and said; I need a good guard dog. The clerk replied; Sorry, they are all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.Lisyanga's wife did not believe him so he said to the dog; Karate that chair. The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces. Then he said to the dog; Karate that table. The dog went up to the table and broke it into half. She bought the dog and took it home to her husband Lisyanga who was expecting a big guard dog. She then told him that the dog knew karate, Lisyanga said; Karate my ass. Lisyanga is in hospital now!!!
By Strive Masiyiwa A few weeks ago I went to the doctor. I will tell you what he said about my health at the end, but first read this: Twenty years ago, I arranged to meet a well-known British international businessman who invested a lot in Africa at the time. We agreed to meet for dinner at a leading hotel in London. After a good meeting, we started to walk out of the restaurant when he suddenly collapsed in the lobby. There was total pandemonium as they rushed to get medical assistance. Being London, an ambulance arrived in minutes. I jumped in the back with him as paramedics wrestled to keep him alive. He had had a heart attack and had to have triple bypass heart surgery. Sadly he died a few weeks later. He hadn't been sick and his sudden death surprised everyone. And yet as I reflected on it, and later discussed it with a doctor friend who knew him, I realized he was very laid back about his health despite having a hectic business life. Even during our dinner...
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