1. When a man is stung by a bee, he does not destroy all beehives (Kenya) 2. The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem (Ethiopia) 3. A short man is not a boy (Nigeria) 4. No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yams (Nigeria) 5. It requires a lot of carefullness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum (Ghana) 6. If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it (Seychelles) 7. The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it from being taken to the market (Nigeria) 8. An old lady feels uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb (Ghana) 9. The same sun that melts the wax, hardens the clay (Niger) 10. If you don’t know where you are going, any road will take you there (Uganda) 11. There is no virgin in a maternity ward (Cameroon) 12. A child can play with its mother’s breasts, but not its father’s testicles (Guinea) 13. He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up with smelly fingers (Nigeria) 14) A quarrelsome woman is like a house that leaks (S.Sudan) 15. The anger of a penis does not destroy the vagina (Zimbabwe) 16. Don't insult a Crocodile while your buttocks are still in the water (Zambia)
By Strive Masiyiwa A few weeks ago I went to the doctor. I will tell you what he said about my health at the end, but first read this: Twenty years ago, I arranged to meet a well-known British international businessman who invested a lot in Africa at the time. We agreed to meet for dinner at a leading hotel in London. After a good meeting, we started to walk out of the restaurant when he suddenly collapsed in the lobby. There was total pandemonium as they rushed to get medical assistance. Being London, an ambulance arrived in minutes. I jumped in the back with him as paramedics wrestled to keep him alive. He had had a heart attack and had to have triple bypass heart surgery. Sadly he died a few weeks later. He hadn't been sick and his sudden death surprised everyone. And yet as I reflected on it, and later discussed it with a doctor friend who knew him, I realized he was very laid back about his health despite having a hectic business life. Even during our dinner...
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