There are lots of l00se girls running around Nairobi like kids in a playground. Girls who spread their le’gs for just about for any man whose manh00d is functioning. In a way they all tend to think that us men are too blinded by lu’st and thickheaded to figure out which of them are c0ck-g0bbling c’u’m guzzling wh*0res. In urban slang, such girls are referred to as ‘th0ts’. The word ‘TH0T’ stands for ‘That Ho Out there’. There’s no denying the fact that female infidelity is catching up with male infidelity
There are different types of th0ts in Nairobi, all with varying degrees of sIuttiness. Here are the four most common ones
The unrepentant ‘th0t’
She will sle’ep with you so long as she feels you are a cool guy. If you date her, she will leave you the moment you start complaining. Despite her crooked ways, she doesn’t believe she is doing anything wrong. Photos of her in compromising positions are plastered all over her mates’ phone galleries. She parties and does drugs without slowing down. She isn’t afraid of STDs and pregnancies. She also knows all abortion clinics and she’s the one who refers her paged friends
The ‘kiatu’ thot
Men rarely approach her because she ain’t that hot but since she’s human and has feelings too, she makes up for this by offering herself up to men instead. She drinks a lot and gets chips fungwad every time she goes out. She is also great in bed because that’s another way to make up for her lack of looks, She is deeply insecure and gets jealous when guys hit on her hotter friends. Sometimes she even tries to ruin their relationships If you date her, you will have fights every day.
The ‘average’ thot
Her looks are average but she carries herself around as if she was just named by ‘The People magazine’ as the most beautiful woman on earth. She has standards and thinks men should chase her and neg her despite the fact that she has nothing to offer. She has been ’pumped and dumped’ more times than she can remember. No man stays with her for long. The best way to win her over is to pretend you don’t want her. She’ll do everything to show you that she’s hot
The extremely hot thot
She has the looks but she comes with a bag of problems. She doesn’t eat enough so as to maintain her weight. So sometimes she looks malnourished and can even collapse while giving a B.J. She always looks in the mirror and sees flaws where there is none. She is also dumb and gets misled by men as well as her close friends.
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