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Interesting things to know about the towel

How often do you wash your towel? Some people wash once a week, while some, once a year. The towel is a fertile breeding ground for millions of microbes, especially those found on human skin and on the gut.  No wonder the towel is one of the objects that facilitate fecal-oral contamination (literally connecting the two ends of the gut).  Worse still, most people keep towels in the bathroom (near the toilet). Every flush of the toilet sends mist with millions of microbes, ranging from H.pylori,  salmonella and other deadly bacteria and viruses. When you wash your hands ready for a meal, and dry them with your body towel, there's high chance you are directly ingesting your fecal matter, or, if in a shared lavatory, someone else's faeces. Unless cleaned well, viruses such as human papillomavirus (causes warts, anal cancer and cervical cancer) can be transmitted when towels are shared with infected individuals. So, what to do? 1. Launder towels once a week. 2. Use hot water and det...

Museveni has become a stinking thick forest of overgrown pubic hair –Prof. Stella Nyanzi

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Kampala, UGANDA: The battle for hearts and minds ahead of Feb 18th Uganda elections has taken a new dimension. Punching her heavily lurid analogies, renown NRM critic and Museveni’s bitterest critic prof Stella Nyanzi of Makerere university has struck again. This time equating Museveni to overgrown pubic hair chocking with lies. Below is what she posted on her facebook wall….
“On Sundays I always shave smooth my mon pubis. I get a healthy amount of perfumed Veeto hair-removing cream and wipe down that glorious platform. When I was living in poorer times, I would use a brand new Nacet razor blade and shave clean my emancipating triangle, going in and out of all the downtown nooks and crannies.
But Uganda, you are shabby and overgrown with tough long unsightly curled kaweke hairs sprouting thick and dangling heavily all over your pussy. Miaaooww! Miaaooww! You have not shaved your pubic hair for thirty long years, you dirty old woman! Museveni and the NRM have become a stinking thick forest of overgrown pubic hair crawling with lice and crabs in your executive.
To be healthy, you need a clean shave Uganda. Take the sharp razor blade of your ballot paper, Ugandans, and shave out the overgrown hairs of the incumbent regime that are blocking and clogging your vital adult organs. Shave out the dirty pubic hair by voting for Kizza Besigye. Besigye oyeee!”

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