Kampala, UGANDA: The battle for hearts and minds ahead of Feb 18th Uganda elections has taken a new dimension. Punching her heavily lurid analogies, renown NRM critic and Museveni’s bitterest critic prof Stella Nyanzi of Makerere university has struck again. This time equating Museveni to overgrown pubic hair chocking with lies. Below is what she posted on her facebook wall….
“On Sundays I always shave smooth my mon pubis. I get a healthy amount of perfumed Veeto hair-removing cream and wipe down that glorious platform. When I was living in poorer times, I would use a brand new Nacet razor blade and shave clean my emancipating triangle, going in and out of all the downtown nooks and crannies.
But Uganda, you are shabby and overgrown with tough long unsightly curled kaweke hairs sprouting thick and dangling heavily all over your pussy. Miaaooww! Miaaooww! You have not shaved your pubic hair for thirty long years, you dirty old woman! Museveni and the NRM have become a stinking thick forest of overgrown pubic hair crawling with lice and crabs in your executive.
To be healthy, you need a clean shave Uganda. Take the sharp razor blade of your ballot paper, Ugandans, and shave out the overgrown hairs of the incumbent regime that are blocking and clogging your vital adult organs. Shave out the dirty pubic hair by voting for Kizza Besigye. Besigye oyeee!”
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