2025 checklist 1 1. Being kind and humble while not tolerating disrespect 2. Trying each time we fail or succeed 3. More grass fed beef 4. More Avocados 5. More eggs 6. More early morning prayers 7. Early morning or evening in the Gym 8. More Kefir 9. More books 10. No seed oils 11. No sugar 12. No wheat 13. No alcohol 14. More cruciferous vegetables 15. More intermittent fasting 16. More sauerkraut 17. No TV 18. Proper hydration with a pinch of pink Himalayan salt 19. More walking with a target of 10000 steps daily. 20. No BJs . No CJs. Your mouth is not a sexual organ. Mahali gynaecologist anatumia mask , gloves Na speculum wewe unataka kutumia mdomo na ulimi yako kama litmus paper 21. No processed food 22. No small goals 23. Block ijiots 24. More peace. More happiness 25. More friends with benefits 2025 Checklist 2 1. Quit all dowry/ rûracio WhatsApp groups. Respect your wife by working fo...
Kampala, UGANDA: The battle for hearts and minds ahead of Feb 18th Uganda elections has taken a new dimension. Punching her heavily lurid analogies, renown NRM critic and Museveni’s bitterest critic prof Stella Nyanzi of Makerere university has struck again. This time equating Museveni to overgrown pubic hair chocking with lies. Below is what she posted on her facebook wall….
“On Sundays I always shave smooth my mon pubis. I get a healthy amount of perfumed Veeto hair-removing cream and wipe down that glorious platform. When I was living in poorer times, I would use a brand new Nacet razor blade and shave clean my emancipating triangle, going in and out of all the downtown nooks and crannies.
But Uganda, you are shabby and overgrown with tough long unsightly curled kaweke hairs sprouting thick and dangling heavily all over your pussy. Miaaooww! Miaaooww! You have not shaved your pubic hair for thirty long years, you dirty old woman! Museveni and the NRM have become a stinking thick forest of overgrown pubic hair crawling with lice and crabs in your executive.
To be healthy, you need a clean shave Uganda. Take the sharp razor blade of your ballot paper, Ugandans, and shave out the overgrown hairs of the incumbent regime that are blocking and clogging your vital adult organs. Shave out the dirty pubic hair by voting for Kizza Besigye. Besigye oyeee!”
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