To live and love with you and be one forever. To be near you so I can reach out and touch you. To make love with you, laugh with you, cry with you, talk with you. To hold you close every night, waking up to you each morning. To share my secrets with you and be honest with you. To understand and respect you accepting you for you. To find shelter in you when I am afraid and hold you close when i need warmth. To be with you through all the seasons walking with you in the sunshine and cuddling with you in the cold. To care for you when you are ill and be joyful when you are happy. To grow old with you and be with you until the end of time. With you and only you, I would do all these things. To you and only you… all my love.

Johnstone Muthama. "Watu wa South Nyanza, mlikuwa na Thomas Mboya na akalishwa risasi, mlikuwa na Oyugi akadungwa sindano mbaya, leo Kajwang amelala hapa anaelekea kaburini na hatujui ni nini imemmaliza. Tunafanya uchunguzi tujue nini imemuua ndio tupambane na hii serikali_ ‪#‎ UhuruKenyatta‬kazi yake ni kuzururazurura na kazi imemshida. Tuko na uwenzo wa kumfuta kazi. Inchi ya Kenya iko na makabila arobaine na mawili lakini serikali imekuwa ya kikuyu tupu. Mkuu wa Majeshi Kiambu, mkuu wa sheria Kiambu hiyo haiwezekani. Tutaongoza watu kutoka Mandera, mpaka Machakos, hadi Mombasa tufunge barabara gari zisitembee hawa watu wajue tuna nguvu"

Who is benefiting from suppressing scientific research? Whose power and wealth is threatened by access to clean and free energy? Who has the desire to create a system where so few have so much, and so many have so little?It’s become extremely obvious, especially within the past few years, that Earth’s dependence on fossil fuels is not needed at all. Yet we continue to create war, destroy the environment and harm mother Earth so we can continue using the same old techniques that generate trillions of dollars for those at the top of the energy industry. Corporate media continues to push the idea that we are in an energy crisis, that we are approaching a severe problem due to a lack of resources. It’s funny how the same group of shareholders that own the energy industry also own corporate media. This seems to be both another fear tactic and another excuse to create conflict. How can there be a lack of resources when we have systems that can provide energy without any external input? This ...

1. Woman is the last thing God created and the only thing he did not plan to create. 2. Woman is the first creature to disobey God. 3. Woman is the cause of all the problems, troubles we are having in the world today. 4. Woman is easily used by the devil. 5. Woman is like alcohol, if you take it too much, it will destroy you. 6. Woman is like cell phone, any day you press the wrong number, you will not make calls. 7. For woman marriage is business. 8. Woman is naturally wicked. 9. Don’t take it for granted when a woman threatens you.

:A Boy and a Girl Loved each other very much. Unfortunately the Girl Died.. Boy was Upset so much; and he couldn't Stop his Tears. He kept on Crying Day and Night.. Many People gave Sympathy, but no Argument could Stop His Tears. One Night He Slept and had aDream; He saw the Girl in Heaven with so many Girls of Her age. He felt Relax.. But He Noticed that every Girl was in Fairy Dress; and had a Lightened Candle in their Hands, but his GF had a Candle which was not Lightened..! He asked Her: "Y Ur Candle is not Lightened?" She said: "Whenever I enlighten My Candle; Ur Tears fall on it..! Please Stop Crying

Persuasion… If you throw a frog into boiling water, it’ll jump straight out. However, if it’s placed in cold water and the temperature gradually increased, it’ll be found dead without any attempt to escape. We’ve all experienced that subtle death. Neuromarketing takes advantage of that vast blind-spot beyond our conscious awareness; leveraging psychological phenomenons in subtle ways to lead us into certain decisions. Here are 10 subtle neuromarketing strategies to start leveraging: 1. Give me one reason. The classic “Xerox copy” study by Harvard psychologist Ellen Langer demonstrates the power of simply giving an explanation. The set-up was a student attempting to cut in line for the copier. In the first scenario, she asked “Excuse me, I have five pages. May I use the Xerox machine?” Sixty percent allowed her to cut-in line. In the second scenario, she asked, “Excuse me, I have five pages. May I use the Xerox machine because I’m in a rush?” Compliance shot up to 94 percent with the ad...

1. When a man is stung by a bee, he does not destroy all beehives (Kenya) 2. The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem (Ethiopia) 3. A short man is not a boy (Nigeria) 4. No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yams (Nigeria) 5. It requires a lot of carefullness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum (Ghana) 6. If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it (Seychelles) 7. The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it from being taken to the market (Nigeria) 8. An old lady feels uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb (Ghana) 9. The same sun that melts the wax, hardens the clay (Niger) 10. If you don’t know where you are going, any road will take you there (Uganda) 11. There is no virgin in a maternity ward (Cameroon) 12. A child can play with its mother’s breasts, but not its father’s testicles (Guinea) 13. He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up w...

-Somalia based terrorist organisation, Al Shabaab, is planning a major terrorist attack in Nairobi and Mombasa over the weekend, in revenge of the Kenyan Government’s raid and clossing of 4 mosques in Mombasa, for the last one week. According to Somali journalist Abdullaziz Mohammed who covers alshabaab issues and says he has sources close to the Al Shabaab leadership, the Somali based militia, which has cells in Nairobi and Mombasa, and which up to now he says has not been detected by Kenya's security intelligence is planning a major attack in Nairobi over the weekend. According to Mohammed, the terrorist group has reactivated its cells in Nairobi and Mombasa and over 10 suicide bombers have already been assigned the job of terrorising kenyans. Abdulaziz says alshabaab have sweared that kenyans will not enjoy this christmas. These are some of his tweets today (Friday)…. Abdulaziz Mohammed# #BREAKING: Dozen active armed #Alshabaab fighters in #Mombasa, avoid areas like police stati...

Once again, Kenyans are preparing to receive the bodies and burry victims of insecurity. Early today, bandits attacked a Nairobi bound bus from Mandera, killing 28 people, among them four police officers. The country is preparing to fly the bodies of the victims to Nairobi about three weeks after 21 bodies were flown in from Turkana and Pokot to Nairobi, all victims of the ever deteriorating security situation in our country. We condole with the families and friends of the victims. We mourn the death of security officers killed in the line of duty today and almost on a daily basis. We condemn in very strong terms this growing taste for taking lives of innocent citizens of Kenya who are going about the daily routine of earning a living for themselves and their families and building their country. And we wish quick recovery to all the injured survivors of this latest attack. We hope and demand that the government foots the bill for the injured and the dead. At the risk of being dismissed...

If a Kikuyu, Luo, Kalenjin and Luhya were all to be employed on the same day at the same … organization E.G. Kenya Ports Authority, Mombasa and you visited them after 10 years, this is what you would find: KIKUYU -Living in his own house in Mombasa; family living in Mombasa; happily settled at coast -Has rental houses, matatu in Mombasa -Owns a small car 1300cc EFI -Meets a friend at a local cheap bar for nyama choma and one or two beers discussing business JALUO -Living in big expensive rented house. -Has a big car 4000cc petrol -Family living in Mombasa -No investments; Thinks of investing back home but fears being bewitched -Leader of KPA trade Union; Always complaining, agitating for fairness/ equitable distribution of resources -Meets ten friends in a pub with loud music each person has six beers waiting to be drunk and politicking. KALENJIN -Family living in Kericho while he works in Mombasa; wishes there was a Port in Kericho so that he could be nearer home -Has small car 1300cc...

The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o’clock, with her hair fashionably coifed and makeup perfectly applied, even though she is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. Her husband of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, she smiled sweetly when told her room was ready. As she maneuvered her walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of her tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on her window. “I love it,” she stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year- old having just been presented with a new puppy. “Mrs. Jones, you haven’t seen the room …. just wait.” “That doesn’t have anything to do with it,” she replied. “Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn’t depend on how the furniture is arranged, it’s how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it. It’...

I know it is the Spirit who is at work within me, Cause i can”t do these things by myself. I have tied and I’ve tried But its always the same on my own Everything is a mess I give praise to my Lord I give praise to my King I give glory and honour to God For it is Him and not me This i clearly do see Its His Grace That enables me. ~ Janet Mullaly

1. Everything that happens helps you grow, even if it’s hard to see right now. – Circumstances will direct you, correct you, and perfect you over time. Sometimes these circumstances knock you down, hard. There will be times when it seems like everything that could possibly go wrong is going wrong. And you might feel like you will be stuck in this rut forever, but you won’t. When you feel like quitting, remember that sometimes things have to go very wrong before they can be right. Sometimes you have to go through the worst, to arrive at your best. Because our most significant opportunities are often found in times of great difficulty. Thus, you will face your greatest opposition when you are closest to your biggest miracle. 2. The way you feel about people and situations will shift, and that’s OK. – Things will seem totally different to you at some point in the future, just as you feel different now than you did in the past. So remember, just because you liked something at one point in ...

What’s your story? After graduating from University and working in the health and fitness industry for a few years, I left Australia in 1998 on a one way ticket to follow my dreams and travel the world. What excites you most about your industry? Health is one of the most engaging and empowering industries to be involved in. The world is becoming increasingly aware and interested in healthy active living – There is nothing more rewarding than helping others perform better and be the best they can be in their journey of success. What’s your connection to Asia? I originally left Australia in 1998 on a one way ticket to travel the world! Travelled Europe for nearly a year and had already arranged some work at the Commonwealth Games being held in KL in 1998. From there I travelled through Asia and dropping to check out Chiva Som (I had applied for a position there before I had left Australia the year before. I was offered a position and that is where I commenced my time in Asia. However aft...

There are two ways of amending the Constitution: parliamentary and popular initiative. Under the parliamentary initiative, an amendment Bill is introduced to either house of Parliament and must be supported by at least two thirds of the members in both houses to sail through. Under the popular initiative, any person may propose amendments to the Constitution if he is supported by at least one million registered voters. In that event, the person presents a petition to the IEBC supported by one million signatures and accompanied by a draft Bill. Upon verification of the signatures, the IEBC then sends the Bill to all County Assemblies in Kenya. If the draft bill is approved by a majority of the County Assemblies (at least twenty four county assemblies), it is then introduced to Parliament. The Bill would pass if supported by the majority of members in both houses. However, if either houses of parliament fail to pass the bill, the Constitution provides that the Bill shall then be submitte...

When it started work in Kenya, it delivered to power the most unlikely political alliance in the history of independent Kenya. Few believed that just five years after butchering each other, the kikuyu and kalenjin ethnic masses would form a solid bloc vote and cast their millions to candidate Uhuru (and Ruto) in 2013. It took money, a lot of money, but it also took ingenuity – a blatant reengineering of human experiences, some as sad and ugly as rape, forceful evictions and displacements, murder and the burning alive of refuge seekers in the church of God. The propaganda machine first started out by hiding the real faces behind it. Uhuru’s new party TNA – though in existence as a briefcase party for several years before its launch – was filled by new faces and new colours, eventually settling on the ‘loved christian bird’, the dove, as its symbol. To a citizenry that never ‘researches’, TNA was ‘new’, so was Onyango Oloo and Johnson Sakaja, the public faces of it. Who were the faces in...

It has been said that the criminals of this country are sponsoring goons and moles in ODM to bring down the orange party in order to eliminate Raila from their political equation. Raila Amolo Odinga can not be eliminated by bring down ODM. ODM can die wth Raila but Raila cant die with ODM. ODM is Raila but Raila isnt ODM. All those moles are the ones who can die wth ODM. They are where they are coz of Raila and ODM. Bring ODM down if u want. Raila has his party known as Supporters who moves with him wherever he goes. Even if he forms Mayenga Mayenga party they wl all flock there and leave ODM. My message to the thieves and criminals of this country, try somewhere else but not Odinga. You can pocket as many mole as u can but come 2017 no mole will delver even a single vote. They depend on Raila for their political relevance but Raila depends on his supporter not them. Do your worst and bring down Orange party and let us see if it goes down wth Agwambo.

Leaflets are being circulated around Kangundo road warning Luos, Luhyas and Kisiis to leave the area before they are violently evicted. The warnings started to circulate on Tuesday this week, right before the early Wednesday morning destruction of structures along the road. The land bordering the road around Obama, Komarocks, Saika and Njiru estates have been under dispute. The dispute has led to the assassination of around 4 land dealers who were behind the allocations. It is believed that the people behind the evictions are also behind the assassination of the people they believe illegally allocated their chunks of land to individuals. One of the leaflets The police need to move in and contain the situation before something bad happens.

In the morning of life came a good fairy with her basket, and said: “Here are gifts. Take one, leave the others. And be wary, chose wisely; oh, choose wisely! for only one of them is valuable.” The gifts were five: Fame, Love, Riches, Pleasure, Death. The youth said, eagerly: “There is no need to consider”; and he chose Pleasure. He went out into the world and sought out the pleasures that youth delights in. But each in its turn was short-lived and disappointing, vain and empty; and each, departing, mocked him. In the end he said: “These years I have been wasted. If I could but choose again, I would choose wisely. The fairy appeared, and said: “Four of the gifts remain. Choose once more; and oh, remember-time is flying, and only one of them is precious.” The man considered long, then chose Love; and did not mark the tears that rose in the fairy’s eyes. After many, many years the man sat by a coffin, in an empty home. And he communed with himself, saying: “One by one they have gone away...

Holding Hands: We definitely like each other. Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you. Looking into each other’s Eyes: I like you, for who you are. Playing with Hair: Let’s fool around. Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go. Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.

Lisyanga and his wife lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbours houses had been robbed, Lisyanga and his wife decided to get a guard dog. The next day his wife went to a pet store and said; I need a good guard dog. The clerk replied; Sorry, they are all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.Lisyanga's wife did not believe him so he said to the dog; Karate that chair. The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces. Then he said to the dog; Karate that table. The dog went up to the table and broke it into half. She bought the dog and took it home to her husband Lisyanga who was expecting a big guard dog. She then told him that the dog knew karate, Lisyanga said; Karate my ass. Lisyanga is in hospital now!!!

Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U"..... He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest....................... "Father, pls come with me . Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"...... They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U'............ Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said: "What About The Two At The Gate?"........... You should see the marathon.....

Some days, don’t you just want to throw in the towel and just crawl back to bed? I know I do. Truthfully, this is how I have felt for the last two weeks. It just seems like I am being bombarded in every direction by all different kinds of issues and attacks. Of course, we all have to remember that the world is not really out to get us. Sometimes we just hit a bumpy road and all we can do is keep on driving through. When things aren’t going our way, when people let us down, when unexpected hurdles pop-up, our first reaction is often to pull off the road and wait for the bumps to pass. Yet, we all know that this won’t really fix the issue; it just sidetracks us from our true goals and purpose. Getting over the bumps Just remember that even though they can be uncomfortable, bumpy roads are still bringing us towards our destination. The best thing you can do is keep moving forward. Don’t try to get off the road or find a detour – this is when you get lost and cause even bigger issues. No, ...

NAME:.....Xuxan acyieng SCHOOL:...Star ot the xea xecodawy xkul Write a composition starting with... "I woke up to find the door open"....... i xaid OMG! Ayayaya i mean, hu daz dhat! Nkt i wen ax faxt ax my heels cud cawwy my wig 2 my samsng fon n awww twaz xtill thea i xed phew! Yew know nai ni who! I knew evrthn is awky coz duuh, ma fon waz xtill thea! I loggd inta fb n awww i faond 10 frnd wequexts, 10 inbxes and 3 poxez, i waz lyk waaar?! Yaani janar i had 20 frnd wequexts n today i guh jxt 10?? I waz lyk Qwani waxxup with fb leo ghawsh! I inboxed angie n told her 2 acha mafeelings cuz ati she waz semaing ari me and her bf were flirting mscheew qwani i fosd him! Aki dhat chic, i’l pull out her wig she’ll jua me soon mscheew! Oh btw Lol Lmao lmfao haha ati xome dude inboxes me ati kameninyc, me? Pwitylicioz? Tufyakwa! N the guy daent even hav swag mschew, nkt i’d have finixhed d storo bur invigilator hax xed ati time imedie chao.

The Art of War By Sun Tzu Translated by Lionel Giles I. Laying Plans 1. Sun Tzu said: The art of war is of vital importance to the State. 2. It is a matter of life and death, a road either to safety or to ruin. Hence it is a subject of inquiry which can on no account be neglected. 3. The art of war, then, is governed by five constant factors, to be taken into account in one's deliberations, when seeking to determine the conditions obtaining in the field. 4. These are: (1) The Moral Law; (2) Heaven; (3) Earth; (4) The Commander; (5) Method and discipline. 5,6. The Moral Law causes the people to be in complete accord with their ruler, so that they will follow him regardless of their lives, undismayed by any danger. 7. Heaven signifies night and day, cold and heat, times and seasons. 8. Earth comprises distances, great and small; danger and security; open ground and narrow passes; the chances of life and death. 9. The Commander stands for the virtues of wisdom, sincerely, benevolence,...