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Wanaume!! Before you MARRY a lady,invite her for dinner, eat together & watch out for the following:-

SHOP AT JUMIA


1. If she starts eating the meat before you it implies
that, she will plan for your salary/income b4 you
collect it.
2. If she wants to share the meat equally, she won't
be obedient to you, she will always question your
authority.
3. If she asks for juice and water,I am sorry for you,
she is used to hotel quickies and junk food!
Meaning... she cant cook like her mother, instead
she drinks like her father..That shows that she ain't
a wife material. Put her on voice mail.
4. If she has a bigger spoon than u, it means u
can't win any argument with her at all and she may
end up beating you one day!
5. If her mouth makes noise while eating, it means
she can't keep secrets.

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