_...No matter what u do for a woman, *when she is angry;* she will ask u *what have u even done for me?*_ _*Check this out.*_   _*GOD gave them eyebrows  they shave it & draw their own.*_ _*He gave them nails  they cut it off & fixed their own.*_ _*He gave them hair  they cut it off & fixed their own.*_ _*He gave them breast  they repackage it to the size & shape they want.*_ _*GOD also gave them lips  every morning they paint it with different colours of lip stick*_  _*It's in their nature never to be satisfied.*_ _*If GOD can't satisfy them, then who are u to think u can please them?*_ _*Tell our men not to kill themselves for women.* Everything was created in the garden by *GOD*, yet the devil still got her through fake promises._ _*Pls am begging u to kindly share this reality to all men in ur contact before they die of High blood pressure.*_

Jumwa’s actions were uncouth, uncalled for, and backward. Utoto gani hii 2019? But thanks to Sifuna for keeping his cool and being the bigger man in the house. It was unnecessary for Jumwa to intercept and grab the microphone from Sifuna’s mouth. Sifuna is a politician. Give a politician a microphone, he or she will talk about nothing but politics related to his party. Politicians talk politics (all the time) in churches, mosques, weddings, funerals, birthday parties et cetera. Having been given a podium, Jumwa did not expect Sifuna to start singing luhya hymns, did she? He was to talk about ODM and policies that guide his party and party actions. In other words, he has got to sell his party given any opportunity. Eti “heshimu mijikenda.” I have read mijikenda funeral stories but haven’t come across a thing that prohibits people from speaking politics at a funeral. In any case, a) one can mourn the way he or she knows best b) that was a funeral of a father to a politician. Heshimu miji...