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WHEN DATING A WOMAN WHO IS AN ASSET, YOU GET TEXTS SUCH AS THESE

WHEN DATING A WOMAN WHO IS AN ASSET, YOU GET TEXTS SUCH AS THESE:
1. Morning Dear, hope you had a wonderful night. How are you today? Wake up and get ready for work. Don't forget to send your application for the job I told you about yesterday.
2. Yes, Darling, I miss you so much, I hope you are enjoying your day, I am heading out for lunch. Talk later. Take care of yourself. Love you!
3.Yes, dear I am at the shop doing grocery for the house, next time I am coming with you.
4. Don't put yourself under pressure, my love. I know you will achieve your goal. You have my full support.
5. Don't forget to say your prayers by 9 am, 12 noon and 3 pm. Remember our strength is in God. Call me when you are ready for the prayers so we pray together online.
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WHEN DATING A WOMAN WHO IS A LIABILITY:
1. Morning babe, send me some airtime,
please bae.
2. Hello sweet, I am coming over for some
pizza over lunch? And someone is selling nice perfumes can I take one, please. Love you xoxoxo much.
3. Hey! handsome, buy me data bundles, please. Also wanted to tell you my neighbor is selling skinny jeans, nice shoes from USA and Brazilian hair. You will let me know when you are ready to get me these. Loving you lots. Aheri matek.
4. My friends are doing their birthdays this weekend. Akinyi at the beach on Friday, Tina in Nakuru on Saturday and Esta in Kisumu on Sunday. We must attend all. Cancel all your appointments.
5. Baby, I don't feel like talking, can we chat, please....
6. Babe nilikuja ushago, send me 500 bob, please..... I am planning to travel back by evening.

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