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FUNNY LOVE QUOTES

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Love is a beautiful thing, but sometimes having a loving relationship can be quite difficult. You shouldn’t take things to heart; just check out these funny quotes about love and relationship:
1. “Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” —
Phyllis Diller
2. “Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” — Erma Bombeck
3. “Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.” — Billy Crystal
4. “My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.” — Ray Romano
5. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” — Will Ferrell
6. “If you text ‘I love you’ and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.” — Chelsea Peretti
7. “When choosing sexual partners, remember that talent isn’t sexually transmittable.” — Tina Fey
8. “Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” — George Burns
9. “Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” — Caroll Bryant
10. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner
11. “Being a good husband is like a stand-up comic. You need ten years before you can call yourself a beginner.” — Jerry Seinfeld
12. “If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” — Fran Lebowitz
Hope you had a good time laughing at these silly quotes. tsv?amc=aff.jumia.36479.42473.42386&tst=
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