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Whatsapp Drama. (Moi Day Edition


Gideon Moi posted: Our nation

has gone through a lot.

Sometimes we get low,

sometimes we rise. Our rising

moments should be our strength.

Happy Moi Day!.

(Mike Sonko, Alfred Keter , Okoth

Obado and 765 Others like this)

Well, this is what followed, a hilarious

comments by MPs and other top leaders:

Nick Salat: Happy Moi Day, Long live My

President.

Murkomen: Cannever be president.

Miguna Miguna: Hey Murkomen, ‘can

never’ is two words. English language is

compulsory for lawyers. Cheers!

Babu Owino: Hehe Miguna, he is joining

English words like his teeth.

Mike Sonko: Hehe, mnamulika

Murkomen design ya Pumwani.

Oscar Sudi: Sonko una ufala, ndo

maana uliban nursery school graduation, si

ungegraduate Kwanza?

Fred Ouda: Sudi wewe uligraduate wapi?

Ama Tangatanga School of Grabbing?

Governor Sang’ : Ouda nyamaza, hapa

si Mahali pa kutoa Nguo.

PLO Lumumba: When sugradibocs

are engaging in gyriosicontim arguments,

one wonders of what herisonomnias

gugentim albiros is this.

Moses Kuria: Ongea Vitu zinaeleweka,

hapa si Zambia.

Sabina Chege: Hehe @Moses Kuria, I

am not boarding. Zambia Edition.

Miguna Miguna: @Sabina Chege,

focus. That phrase is overtaken by events.

The despots will fall. Focus or fall with them.

Gladys Wanga: @Miguna Miguna, you

are fighting everybody. What’s wrong with

you?

Miguna Miguna : Engage your equals,

I am not Kaluma or Mbadi.

Kaluma: Shut up @Miguna, I am better

than you ten times. I am an elected leader,

you are a deported parrot.

Washington Ogaga : Hapa Facebook

watu wana nguvu.

Johanna Ngeno: Huyu Ogaga Ndo

alipiga yule jamaa Huko Homabay?

Erick Gangu: Sema alipiga Kaluma. Eeh

ni yeye.

Okoth Obado: Hehe @Ogaga Dawa yao.

Sabina Chege: @Obado! Uko online.

Kumbe Leo ni holiday

Milly Mabona : Obado Tena? Mayoo!

Esther Passaris : Walai. Hapa si safe.

Wasir Chacha : Obado Tibim!

(Esther Passaris, Millie Mabona and Sabina

Chege left)

IG Boinett: What’s going on, I have

been offline. Watu wanaleft tena.

Gangu: Kuna kriminoo.

Cs . Matiangi : Wako wapi?

(Okoth Obado Left)

Chiloba : Hehehe. Hapa leo ni moto

Chebukati : Return the IEBC Wi-Fi.

(DPP Haji removed Chebukati)

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