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Gideon Moi posted: Our nation
has gone through a lot.
Sometimes we get low,
sometimes we rise. Our rising
moments should be our strength.
Happy Moi Day!.
(Mike Sonko, Alfred Keter , Okoth
Obado and 765 Others like this)
Well, this is what followed, a hilarious
comments by MPs and other top leaders:
Nick Salat: Happy Moi Day, Long live My
President.
Murkomen: Cannever be president.
Miguna Miguna: Hey Murkomen, ‘can
never’ is two words. English language is
compulsory for lawyers. Cheers!
Babu Owino: Hehe Miguna, he is joining
English words like his teeth.
Mike Sonko: Hehe, mnamulika
Murkomen design ya Pumwani.
Oscar Sudi: Sonko una ufala, ndo
maana uliban nursery school graduation, si
ungegraduate Kwanza?
Fred Ouda: Sudi wewe uligraduate wapi?
Ama Tangatanga School of Grabbing?
Governor Sang’ : Ouda nyamaza, hapa
si Mahali pa kutoa Nguo.
PLO Lumumba: When sugradibocs
are engaging in gyriosicontim arguments,
one wonders of what herisonomnias
gugentim albiros is this.
Moses Kuria: Ongea Vitu zinaeleweka,
hapa si Zambia.
Sabina Chege: Hehe @Moses Kuria, I
am not boarding. Zambia Edition.
Miguna Miguna: @Sabina Chege,
focus. That phrase is overtaken by events.
The despots will fall. Focus or fall with them.
Gladys Wanga: @Miguna Miguna, you
are fighting everybody. What’s wrong with
you?
Miguna Miguna : Engage your equals,
I am not Kaluma or Mbadi.
Kaluma: Shut up @Miguna, I am better
than you ten times. I am an elected leader,
you are a deported parrot.
Washington Ogaga : Hapa Facebook
watu wana nguvu.
Johanna Ngeno: Huyu Ogaga Ndo
alipiga yule jamaa Huko Homabay?
Erick Gangu: Sema alipiga Kaluma. Eeh
ni yeye.
Okoth Obado: Hehe @Ogaga Dawa yao.
Sabina Chege: @Obado! Uko online.
Kumbe Leo ni holiday
Milly Mabona : Obado Tena? Mayoo!
Esther Passaris : Walai. Hapa si safe.
Wasir Chacha : Obado Tibim!
(Esther Passaris, Millie Mabona and Sabina
Chege left)
IG Boinett: What’s going on, I have
been offline. Watu wanaleft tena.
Gangu: Kuna kriminoo.
Cs . Matiangi : Wako wapi?
(Okoth Obado Left)
Chiloba : Hehehe. Hapa leo ni moto
Chebukati : Return the IEBC Wi-Fi.
(DPP Haji removed Chebukati)
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