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Interesting things to know about the towel

How often do you wash your towel? Some people wash once a week, while some, once a year. The towel is a fertile breeding ground for millions of microbes, especially those found on human skin and on the gut.  No wonder the towel is one of the objects that facilitate fecal-oral contamination (literally connecting the two ends of the gut).  Worse still, most people keep towels in the bathroom (near the toilet). Every flush of the toilet sends mist with millions of microbes, ranging from H.pylori,  salmonella and other deadly bacteria and viruses. When you wash your hands ready for a meal, and dry them with your body towel, there's high chance you are directly ingesting your fecal matter, or, if in a shared lavatory, someone else's faeces. Unless cleaned well, viruses such as human papillomavirus (causes warts, anal cancer and cervical cancer) can be transmitted when towels are shared with infected individuals. So, what to do? 1. Launder towels once a week. 2. Use hot water and det...

This Is A Warning From Boy-Child President To All Sponsors aka “Sponyo’s”

By Cyprian Nyakundi

I'm hereby issuing a stern warning to all Sponsors aka “Sponyo's” to immediately desist fucking our bitches. Uhuru signed a law legalising polygamy (I don't know who made it illegal in the first place), so if you really feel like you need the extra satisfaction, marry a second wife.
Lakini don't be fucking up our bitches, sending them cash, taking them to dinner in fancy places and planting their heads with obscene concepts of love as an expensive affair.
If you Sponsor’s don't heed to this, I promise you that our Boy-Child members will impregnate your daughters once they come of age, and make them single-mothers while still under your roofs.
Mumetuzoea sasa nyinyi Ma-Sponyo. Mtalea Watoto wetu.
Tuheshimiane wazee. Mimi naitwa Nyakundi na sitakangi ujinga!

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