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This Is A Warning From Boy-Child President To All Sponsors aka “Sponyo’s”

By Cyprian Nyakundi

I'm hereby issuing a stern warning to all Sponsors aka “Sponyo's” to immediately desist fucking our bitches. Uhuru signed a law legalising polygamy (I don't know who made it illegal in the first place), so if you really feel like you need the extra satisfaction, marry a second wife.
Lakini don't be fucking up our bitches, sending them cash, taking them to dinner in fancy places and planting their heads with obscene concepts of love as an expensive affair.
If you Sponsor’s don't heed to this, I promise you that our Boy-Child members will impregnate your daughters once they come of age, and make them single-mothers while still under your roofs.
Mumetuzoea sasa nyinyi Ma-Sponyo. Mtalea Watoto wetu.
Tuheshimiane wazee. Mimi naitwa Nyakundi na sitakangi ujinga!

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