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2025 checklist  1 1. Being kind and humble while not tolerating disrespect 2. Trying each time we fail or succeed 3.  More grass fed beef  4. More Avocados  5. More eggs 6. More early morning prayers 7. Early morning or evening in the Gym 8. More Kefir  9. More books 10. No seed oils  11. No sugar 12. No wheat 13. No alcohol 14. More cruciferous vegetables  15. More intermittent fasting  16. More sauerkraut  17.  No TV 18.  Proper hydration with a pinch of pink Himalayan salt  19. More walking with a target of 10000 steps daily. 20. No BJs . No CJs. Your mouth is not a sexual organ. Mahali gynaecologist anatumia mask , gloves Na speculum wewe unataka kutumia mdomo na ulimi yako kama litmus paper  21. No processed food 22. No small goals  23. Block ijiots  24. More peace. More happiness 25. More friends with benefits  2025 Checklist 2 1. Quit all dowry/ rûracio WhatsApp groups. Respect your wife by working fo...

Prof Ndii Wife Natural Beauty And Intellect BREAKS INTERNET, Leaves Slay Queens CURSING

By Hon Jim Bonnie
Ladies I’m not lecturing you on morality here but if you’ve watched David Ndii’s wife speak, that’s what makes a man tick.
Intellectual acuity, unflinching courage, amiable smartness, meritorious beauty and unimpeachable loyalty.
Not fake nails, expensive weaves, tons of makeups dumped on your body and fucking fake accent.
Not posting filtered photos on social media and proclaiming “I’m hoooot!” Fuck you! Who told you others are cold?
Without much ado, from Jimi Wanjigi to David Ndii’s wife, let’s give kamba ladies credit.
Murderous Kikuyu ladies can go on butchering their husbands to inherit their wealth.
Kalenjin ladies just continue rejecting marriage proposals from Luos because you fear talking in English.
Kisii ladies you can be better than kamba ladies if you stop crying like success cards during sex.
Wasichana wa Pwani telling a man “kantombe kaka. Kantombe mwana we” in bed is not romantic. It rather makes a man feel like he’s doing nothing.
Luhya ladies if you stop devouring engokho mpaka mifupa you can be the best.
Luo ladies can continue shaking their monstrous buttocks dancing Ohangla thinking that will shake Jubilee government
WATCH VIDEO HERE

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