2025 checklist 1 1. Being kind and humble while not tolerating disrespect 2. Trying each time we fail or succeed 3. More grass fed beef 4. More Avocados 5. More eggs 6. More early morning prayers 7. Early morning or evening in the Gym 8. More Kefir 9. More books 10. No seed oils 11. No sugar 12. No wheat 13. No alcohol 14. More cruciferous vegetables 15. More intermittent fasting 16. More sauerkraut 17. No TV 18. Proper hydration with a pinch of pink Himalayan salt 19. More walking with a target of 10000 steps daily. 20. No BJs . No CJs. Your mouth is not a sexual organ. Mahali gynaecologist anatumia mask , gloves Na speculum wewe unataka kutumia mdomo na ulimi yako kama litmus paper 21. No processed food 22. No small goals 23. Block ijiots 24. More peace. More happiness 25. More friends with benefits 2025 Checklist 2 1. Quit all dowry/ rûracio WhatsApp groups. Respect your wife by working fo...
By Hon Kajiita Mutegi Daniel
As all of us know by now, we shall not have elections the coming month, not even months.
Which way for Kenya? If certainly the NASA fraternity doesn't take part in the 'elections', UhuRuto shall declare themselves President and Deputy President respectively.NASA shall be acutely aggrieved by this.Some principals shall be bought, some killed, others' accounts and businesses frozen. UhuRuto shall not accept a coalition government. Having the already constituted majority numbers in the National Assembly, the executive and the legislature shall be one thing.The judiciary shall thereafter be attacked heads on, and JSC shall be rendered powerless. LSK shall become a department of the government.The civil societies that shall rebel the new government shall either be closed down or closed up.The international society shall start mounting pressure on the government to put structures in place and hold fresh elections. UhuRuto shall be defiant and that is where problems shall start for Kenya.Because there shall be demonstrations hither and thither, the country's economy shall crumble.There shall not be any development projects.Our counties too shall suffer.Efforts by humanitarian organizations to foster unity shall not bear fruits.Actually, UhuRuto, having proved the world wrong via the last ICC cases at the Hague, shall outrightly defy and insult the West.The US and the UK shall mount sanctions on Kenya. Travel bans shall follow.Tourists cautions shall be the order of the days. Kenyan shilling shall suffer immensely.The AU shall have no option but be silent.If by this time we shall have hit August 2018, cracks shall start emanating in the Jubilee Party. Internal wrangles shall ensue. Media insults and tantrums shall rent the airwaves of our small radios.Oh, Royal Media, NMG, SMG and several bloggers shall suffer terrible setbacks.Did I say? Yes, a few journalists shall be friends of courts and of course some shall indefinitely be gone. Kenya shall become a banana republic. For three years, we shall be astride between changing the constitution or planning another election. Only the rich shall be heard and seen, not the right ones. If you shall not have a stupid wealth, even if you are Nduale or whoever you shall not talk, and when you talk no one shall listen to you. You understand what I mean. The UN shall not attempt to send troupes to pacify the country, because there shall be a pseudo-peace that shall be characterized by curfews, rebel groups, so many weapons in the hands of citizens and of course so many illegal groups. Finally, after the likes of Ban Ki Moon, Kofi Annan, Kikwete et all have tried to make sense for the country, The Obama shall come! Like he appeared in 2008, he shall vocally and equivocally reinstate the power back to the people. Under the United Nations guise, he shall help the country back on its toes. I don't know exactly how, but he somehow shall manage. Ruto shall not consider him an enemy at this time, for some reasons. He shall come as a son, as a brother and as a diplomat. Kenya shall start healing. He shall streamline institutions. He shall endorse like 10 commissions' reports that shall already have been tabled by then, and there shall be a semblance of peace!
When finally all the serious constitutional institutions shall be fully made toothless, and some even mouth-less, we shall have a SELECTION in the name of an election. Uhuru shall not vie. It shall be Ruto versus any double-circumcized man, or also Ruto versus a woman. Ruto shall be deputized by a Kikuyu tycoon. The duo shall rule the country for 20 years, if Jesus tarries.
Now, you know. This is not the gospel truth, but only a political linkage, and oops! This message was not written before the 2007 general elections, the dates are correct!
That said, let us preach peace. Let us stand united as a country. Let us educate our friends on the benefits of sanity in our country. Let us put God first. Let us be a one united Kenya.
MD.
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