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A MUST READ MESSAGE TO ALL LADIES

1.Success is not sexually transmitted, so stop
sleeping with successful men and work hard.
2. Please do not wear the same weave for nine
months, its not pregnancy.
3. Half naked girls are hot, well dressed girls are
beautiful, hell is hot, heaven is beautiful.
4. Stop saying you cannot date a man who lives with his mother yet your dating a man who lives with his wife.
5. Do not look at what a guy drives but what
drives him.
6. Before You call a guy ugly, remember 95% of
Your beauty can be removed by a towel.
7. When you were in campus you dated married
men, when you get married you say you cant
share a man, relax ma sister its pay time.
8. Lastly learn to call and consult God and not
your neighbor.
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