2025 checklist 1 1. Being kind and humble while not tolerating disrespect 2. Trying each time we fail or succeed 3. More grass fed beef 4. More Avocados 5. More eggs 6. More early morning prayers 7. Early morning or evening in the Gym 8. More Kefir 9. More books 10. No seed oils 11. No sugar 12. No wheat 13. No alcohol 14. More cruciferous vegetables 15. More intermittent fasting 16. More sauerkraut 17. No TV 18. Proper hydration with a pinch of pink Himalayan salt 19. More walking with a target of 10000 steps daily. 20. No BJs . No CJs. Your mouth is not a sexual organ. Mahali gynaecologist anatumia mask , gloves Na speculum wewe unataka kutumia mdomo na ulimi yako kama litmus paper 21. No processed food 22. No small goals 23. Block ijiots 24. More peace. More happiness 25. More friends with benefits 2025 Checklist 2 1. Quit all dowry/ rûracio WhatsApp groups. Respect your wife by working fo...
BY SERAH KAHIU
Take this for example, last week a man was seated next to a lady in a matatu, our very reliable means of Public transport. It is a common excuse to harass women who are dressed in short, exposed clothing. But this lady was not wearing short. Infact, she was fully covered in a Buibui. Ate whuoti? Ndakwîra ûguo, a decent Muslim lady. So as the matatu moves, this guy started wanking himself akishikashika this lady's Buibui... I guess that's his fetish. And get this, he climaxed on it! Yes he soiled her Buibui with his semen. Let us pause for a moment of silence.
#JaneTheVirginMoments.
Now I know a lawyer who will defend this man's actions as a mental health problem. Oooh sijui depression of the penis ... Oooh sijui gatego ka mûtwe... Ohhh ciathire ciaikûrûkire. (Before you shout about my ignorance, last year, after my very heated post here, I went and studied Mental health in depth. So I know what is and is not.) THIS IS BASIC BAD MANNERS. It should be treated as such. And it seems ni kitu amezoea. I'm not sure what the law says about this. But there should be a prohibitive law specific to Men and Women and Transgender wanking against unwilling passengers in all KENYAN PUBLIC TRANSPORT - be it Matatu, Bus, Ferry, Train, also in Taxis, Nduthi, Uber...na hiyo ingine inaletea uber compe. I know life is stressful and many people are not having enough coitus. Dry spell galore. But come onnnn... People comeon! There has to be a better way to relieve that itch. Read a book. Sing a song. Ama bembeleza Bibi. And if this was your husband, tafathari please stop denying him his conjugal rights. Wapatieni hawa mabwana zenu na stairo waache kutusumbua kwa matatu.
Take this for example, last week a man was seated next to a lady in a matatu, our very reliable means of Public transport. It is a common excuse to harass women who are dressed in short, exposed clothing. But this lady was not wearing short. Infact, she was fully covered in a Buibui. Ate whuoti? Ndakwîra ûguo, a decent Muslim lady. So as the matatu moves, this guy started wanking himself akishikashika this lady's Buibui... I guess that's his fetish. And get this, he climaxed on it! Yes he soiled her Buibui with his semen. Let us pause for a moment of silence.
#JaneTheVirginMoments.
Now I know a lawyer who will defend this man's actions as a mental health problem. Oooh sijui depression of the penis ... Oooh sijui gatego ka mûtwe... Ohhh ciathire ciaikûrûkire. (Before you shout about my ignorance, last year, after my very heated post here, I went and studied Mental health in depth. So I know what is and is not.) THIS IS BASIC BAD MANNERS. It should be treated as such. And it seems ni kitu amezoea. I'm not sure what the law says about this. But there should be a prohibitive law specific to Men and Women and Transgender wanking against unwilling passengers in all KENYAN PUBLIC TRANSPORT - be it Matatu, Bus, Ferry, Train, also in Taxis, Nduthi, Uber...na hiyo ingine inaletea uber compe. I know life is stressful and many people are not having enough coitus. Dry spell galore. But come onnnn... People comeon! There has to be a better way to relieve that itch. Read a book. Sing a song. Ama bembeleza Bibi. And if this was your husband, tafathari please stop denying him his conjugal rights. Wapatieni hawa mabwana zenu na stairo waache kutusumbua kwa matatu.
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