2025 checklist 1 1. Being kind and humble while not tolerating disrespect 2. Trying each time we fail or succeed 3. More grass fed beef 4. More Avocados 5. More eggs 6. More early morning prayers 7. Early morning or evening in the Gym 8. More Kefir 9. More books 10. No seed oils 11. No sugar 12. No wheat 13. No alcohol 14. More cruciferous vegetables 15. More intermittent fasting 16. More sauerkraut 17. No TV 18. Proper hydration with a pinch of pink Himalayan salt 19. More walking with a target of 10000 steps daily. 20. No BJs . No CJs. Your mouth is not a sexual organ. Mahali gynaecologist anatumia mask , gloves Na speculum wewe unataka kutumia mdomo na ulimi yako kama litmus paper 21. No processed food 22. No small goals 23. Block ijiots 24. More peace. More happiness 25. More friends with benefits 2025 Checklist 2 1. Quit all dowry/ rûracio WhatsApp groups. Respect your wife by working fo...
By Serah Kahiu
The Okari's and their marital drama is gradually cementing my belief in the other kind of Marital strategy ... you know, akina
#ComeWeStay, #OnjaKwanzaMaraKumi,
#WaMafefeinî.
Yes those descreet quiet and chini ya maji marriages that 90% of married Kenyans started at. Only signing the certificate after the 3rd child is grown, when all your beautiful bits have succumbed to gravity. And you are used to each other stinky morning breaths. And have started to look alike.( Why do long term couples look alike by the way?) Yes that time when Hakuna sponsor ataingilia kati since the only other person who can celebrate your inner beauty is this baba watoto looking like kûiguîrwo Tha... Baaaas that is when you do that bigass wedding and go to Dubai to photograph camels and print T-shirts and ...hmmm I wonder what +20 years married do on their honeymoon. Read the Bible perhaps. Yieks
#PEACEnLOVE as we Come and Stay!
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