2025 checklist 1 1. Being kind and humble while not tolerating disrespect 2. Trying each time we fail or succeed 3. More grass fed beef 4. More Avocados 5. More eggs 6. More early morning prayers 7. Early morning or evening in the Gym 8. More Kefir 9. More books 10. No seed oils 11. No sugar 12. No wheat 13. No alcohol 14. More cruciferous vegetables 15. More intermittent fasting 16. More sauerkraut 17. No TV 18. Proper hydration with a pinch of pink Himalayan salt 19. More walking with a target of 10000 steps daily. 20. No BJs . No CJs. Your mouth is not a sexual organ. Mahali gynaecologist anatumia mask , gloves Na speculum wewe unataka kutumia mdomo na ulimi yako kama litmus paper 21. No processed food 22. No small goals 23. Block ijiots 24. More peace. More happiness 25. More friends with benefits 2025 Checklist 2 1. Quit all dowry/ rûracio WhatsApp groups. Respect your wife by working fo...
A man n his wife were traveling to Italy by air for business . As they were at the peak of the journey when the pilot announced 'Ladies and gentlemen we're going to announce that one of the engines has stopped working while the remaining is not in functioning as required, therefore we may crush in few mins from now, we advise everyone to to reconcile with God n seek forgiveness. At that point, Mr Musa touched his wife n said, 'Honey please forgive me, Your sister who stays with us has been my lover, we had several abortions, she had even planned to poison you on your return from Italy so that we elope n go to USA, please forgive me. His wife responded,' No problem dear. Since its a confession time, let me also confess, hope you will have the heart to forgive me,'John and Esther among our 3 children are not your biological kids, Your only biological child is Victoria, the rest belong to Ezra your best friend, You remember when you were robbed by gangs last year ? 'He answered yes I do,' I set you up by some gangs who robbed you because I needed to pay for my boyfriend Albert tution's fee, Even now, I have arranged for your death through hired gangs on your return, Mr Musa responded, no problem, have forgiven you. Meanwhile, as the confession were going on, the pilot announced,'Ladies and gentlemen it's through your powerful prayers n faith that God has answered your prayers, the two engines are now OK, we are sure of safe journey now. All the passengers in the plain became silent instead of rejoicing the good news, Mr Musa shouted, pilot! Pilot! This plane must crush or we crush it.. Everyone said, Yesssssssss!!!!!!
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