2025 checklist 1 1. Being kind and humble while not tolerating disrespect 2. Trying each time we fail or succeed 3. More grass fed beef 4. More Avocados 5. More eggs 6. More early morning prayers 7. Early morning or evening in the Gym 8. More Kefir 9. More books 10. No seed oils 11. No sugar 12. No wheat 13. No alcohol 14. More cruciferous vegetables 15. More intermittent fasting 16. More sauerkraut 17. No TV 18. Proper hydration with a pinch of pink Himalayan salt 19. More walking with a target of 10000 steps daily. 20. No BJs . No CJs. Your mouth is not a sexual organ. Mahali gynaecologist anatumia mask , gloves Na speculum wewe unataka kutumia mdomo na ulimi yako kama litmus paper 21. No processed food 22. No small goals 23. Block ijiots 24. More peace. More happiness 25. More friends with benefits 2025 Checklist 2 1. Quit all dowry/ rûracio WhatsApp groups. Respect your wife by working fo...
By peter mboroki via facebook
- Teacher: Compare and contrast political assassinations in the regimes of Jomo Kenyatta and Uhuru Kenyatta.
- Student 1: Teacher did you mean between Jomo Kamaliza I and Uhuru Kamaliza II Teacher: I meant between the two presidents who had filial relations.
- Student 2: Teacher you mean who between the father and the son is doing best in dispatching most Kenyans to an early grave?.
- Teacher: You are a \good student. Try answering that. .
- Student 1: Kamaliza I did good. He killed the following, M’marete Baimuingi, Pio Gama Pinto, Argwings Kodhek, Tom Mboya, Dr. Muthiora, J.M Kariuki.
- Student 2: Uhuru Kamaliza Kenyatta is doing better. If you want to believe Bensouda, he has dispatched quite a batch. If you however think Bensouda is useless this is a better list. Within a short period, Kamaliza II has helped exterminate the following: George Saitoti, Mutula Kilonzo, George Thuo, Otieno Kajwang, Fidel Castro, and today George Muchai and we are only in the second year. The list will keep growing…!.
- Teacher: Well done students. I hope I won’t be transferred to Duale’s Northeastern where they hate nywele Ngumu while supporting Kenyattas.
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