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A must read:-2025 Checklist

2025 checklist  1 1. Being kind and humble while not tolerating disrespect 2. Trying each time we fail or succeed 3.  More grass fed beef  4. More Avocados  5. More eggs 6. More early morning prayers 7. Early morning or evening in the Gym 8. More Kefir  9. More books 10. No seed oils  11. No sugar 12. No wheat 13. No alcohol 14. More cruciferous vegetables  15. More intermittent fasting  16. More sauerkraut  17.  No TV 18.  Proper hydration with a pinch of pink Himalayan salt  19. More walking with a target of 10000 steps daily. 20. No BJs . No CJs. Your mouth is not a sexual organ. Mahali gynaecologist anatumia mask , gloves Na speculum wewe unataka kutumia mdomo na ulimi yako kama litmus paper  21. No processed food 22. No small goals  23. Block ijiots  24. More peace. More happiness 25. More friends with benefits  2025 Checklist 2 1. Quit all dowry/ rûracio WhatsApp groups. Respect your wife by working fo...
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JUST FOR LAUGHS

  1. 1: A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning. ************************************
  2. 2: A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, "so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum." ************************************
  3. 3: A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said "sir. you are my witness you know I never wear panties!"************************************
  4. 4: Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them. Son says: "What are you doing?" Ask the son. Father: "I’m putting petrol in your Mom." Son: " Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr. Zwane just put some in yesterday!" Mother fainted!!!!**********************************
  5. 5: A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered, "You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay. **********************************
  6. 6: An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your Honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?"The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!" ************************************
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