2025 checklist 1 1. Being kind and humble while not tolerating disrespect 2. Trying each time we fail or succeed 3. More grass fed beef 4. More Avocados 5. More eggs 6. More early morning prayers 7. Early morning or evening in the Gym 8. More Kefir 9. More books 10. No seed oils 11. No sugar 12. No wheat 13. No alcohol 14. More cruciferous vegetables 15. More intermittent fasting 16. More sauerkraut 17. No TV 18. Proper hydration with a pinch of pink Himalayan salt 19. More walking with a target of 10000 steps daily. 20. No BJs . No CJs. Your mouth is not a sexual organ. Mahali gynaecologist anatumia mask , gloves Na speculum wewe unataka kutumia mdomo na ulimi yako kama litmus paper 21. No processed food 22. No small goals 23. Block ijiots 24. More peace. More happiness 25. More friends with benefits 2025 Checklist 2 1. Quit all dowry/ rûracio WhatsApp groups. Respect your wife by working fo...
In yet another shocking scandal by the government of Kenyan, we can now exclusively reveal that a whooping total of Kshs.56,400,089 was used by the government to prepare and take part in the London Marathon. This money was exclusively used on Margaret Kenyatta for training in the Rift Valley, and then more was used to ferry Ngina Kenyatta, Margaret Kenyatta nd Uhuru Kenyatta. The shocking amount, we can now reveal was used on their security details, ten star accommodation, shopping and other expenses labelled as miscellaneous. The event which was supposed to raise money for health issues in Kenya unfortunately saw no eager takers from donors. Back at home criticism poured heavily with citizens wondering why that sum of money wasn’t used on the health issues of concern.Citizens interviewed said: “It’s a farce. The Kenyatta family should have spent their own money for this private mission of adventure.” Another citizen said: “Then why waste our taxes awkwardly that way? In Mbeere south where I live, human beings and Donkeys drink together from Thiba river, this money could have made boreholes here and saved our citizenry water born diseases” Yet another quipped: “This is fleecing of mwananchi at it’s best.” It’s unfortunate that the much touted event failed to raise any money or any corporate image as the First Lady’s participation was largely ignored and foreshadowed by more famous runners.SOURCEa<"http://whereiskenya.com/shocking-excesses-kshs-56400089-public-taxpayers-money-used-fund-boston-marathon-raised-nil/>
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